Aries I was only 9 years old.

I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given

Taurus My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion

to Shrek.

Gemini I called him a cunt.

He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.

Cancer I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...

Leo It's Shrek! I was so happy.

He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."

Virgo He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.

Libra I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.

Scorpio He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek.

Sagittarius I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.

Capricorn My dad walks in.

Aquarius Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now."

Pisces Shrek is love, Shrek is life